No man is perfect. Least of all me. But, what is the world if we do not try to make ourselves better?

It is better to be alone than to join a human cause. To fight for supremacy is a fools errand. It is better to be alone. I am what I think I am.

 

cheese3d:

i think i can accurately say that i can crush a man’s head with my thighs

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You know you did great when they don’t need you anymore…  

UNDER

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what

what the flying fuck 

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Dildo Generator

Online 3D experiment by Ikaros Kappler which is described as a “Extrusion/Revolution Generator” ….

Created with three.js, you can alter the bezier curves and angle of the form, and is designed with 3D printing in mind (models can be exported and saved, as well as calculated weight in silicone).

Try it out for yourself (if you wish) here

the time is now

hell yeah

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ah yes, the ol rolling pin dilda

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it’s called the purple ramjet

which end do you start with? the answer is yours to decide

shove a vase up your ass

not even jesus could save yall motherfuckers’ souls

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i call it the matterhorn

cackling just continues to get louder as I scroll through

i think this is the first time an internet community has discovered something customizable and adamantly refused to make penises

adiostoreadumb:

adiostoreadumb:

My snapchats are literally the best

Of all my selfies on tumblr, THESE are the ones to get 30k+ notes. God dammit.